TOUCHFISH is the on-device performance layer for the modern knowledge worker.
We reclaim wasted cognitive bandwidth through tactical engagement
diversification — discreetly, ergonomically, and in 600 × 600 pixels.
Trusted by 600,000 daily users across 14 industries.
Measured Outcomes
Verified, repeatable gains.
Q3 2026 cohort study. n = 12,408. Self-reported, internally audited.
500%
Workplace focus
vs. unaided baseline
340%
Mental wellbeing
7-day moving average
97%
Meetings rendered tolerable
measured via Q3 NPS
∞
Life force restored
cannot be falsified
Time Allocation
Your workday, optimized.
How the average TOUCHFISH user spends a contractually obligated 8 hours.
100%
workday
Active TOUCHFISH sessions41%
Strategic tab arrangement32%
Meetings (also TOUCHFISH)18%
Actual work9%
Before → After
Quantified life improvements.
Self-reported scores across four key workplace dimensions.
“Q4 OKRs hit. Promoted twice. Haven’t opened Jira in eight months. Don’t ask how.”
Engineering Manager · name withheld
“My standup answers have never sounded more confident. I have no idea what we’re building.”
Senior PM · Series C startup
“Replaced my coffee. Replaced my therapist. About to replace my career.”
Staff Engineer · FAANG-adjacent
Numbers, charts, testimonials, and Q3 cohort studies on this page are
editorial in nature and should not be confused with peer-reviewed
findings. TOUCHFISH is a side project, not a productivity tool. Please use
responsibly.